26.11.08

I don't need no doctor

Lyrics by Ray Charles (Sweet rendition by John Mayer and John Scofield.)
I don't need no doctor'Cause I know What's ailing me
I don't need no doctor No, no 'Cause I know What's ailing me

I've been too long away From my baby, ahh
I'm coming down With a misery

I don't need no doctor For my prescription To be filled
I don't need no doctor I tell ya now For my prescription To be filled
Only my baby's arms could ever take away this chill

Now the doctor Say I need rest Before I need Her tenderness
Put me on the critical list when all I need is her sweet kiss
He gave me a medicated lotion but it didn't soothe my emotion

I don't need no doctor, for my hope to live is gone
I don't need no doctor, my hope to live is gone
All I need is my baby, baby, please won't you please come on home?

I don't need no aspirins I don't need no lotion
I say, I don't need ,no vitamin pills
I don't need no lotion I say, I don't need No vitamin pills

10.11.08

Dangerous Chocolate Cake




5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE

4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
a small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well.

Add the egg and mix thoroughly.

Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.

Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.

Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.

The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed! Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.

6.11.08

Your Tweetin' Heart


Your Tweeting heart will make you weep
You'll cry and cry and try to sleep
But slee-eep won't come the whole night through
Your Tweetin' heart will tell on you

When Twitter's down and the fail whale glows
You'll do the dishes and go outdoors,
You'll wash the floor, the way I do
Your Tweetin' heart will tell on you

Your Tweetin' heart will pine some day
And crave the time you threw away
The day will come when you'll be blue
Your Tweetin' heart will tell on you

When Twitter's down and there's work to do
You'll toss around and and do a job or two
You'll wash the floor, the way I do
Your Tweetin' heart will tell on you